The bond between father and daughter is something very special. It’s not for nothing that boys fear meeting their girlfriend’s father for the first time. They often do so with good reason – something this hilarious story goes to show!
I laughed out loud when I read the last line, and I just had to share it with you. Shared joy is double joy!
The dad tells what happened:
“‘Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out the window, take my TV, stereo, iPhone, iPod, and laptop,’ my daughter exclaimed as she stormed into the living room. ‘Please take my entire jewelry collection to Cash Converters or the Salvation Army.
After that, sell my new car, take my front door key, and kick me out of the house. Disown me, never talk to me again, and don’t forget to write me out of your will—leave my share to my brother.’
She didn’t quite say it like that, though. She actually said… ‘Dad, this is my new boyfriend.’”
BONUS STORY
One night after a fun and enjoyable date, a guy takes his 19 year old girlfriend home. After kissing each other goodnight at the front door, the guy starts feeling a little horny. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her:
“Honey, would you give me a blow job?”
Horrified, she replies, “Are you crazy? My parents will see us!”
Risky business
“Oh come on! It’s the middle of the night! Who’s gonna see us at this hour?”
“But can you imagine if we get caught?!?”
“Oh come on! There’s nobody around, they’re all sleeping!”
“No way. It’s just too risky!”
“Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?”
“No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can’t!”
“It would mean the world to me. Please?”
“No, no. I just can’t!”
“I’m begging you…”
Suddenly, the hallway light goes on, and the girl’s sister shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled. She says in a sleepy voice:
“Dad says that you should go ahead and give him a blow job, or mom can do it. Or if need be, dad says he can come down himself and do it. But for God’s sake, tell him to take his hand off the intercom!”
Here is the horoscope for the 12 zodiac signs:
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
You are full of energy and ambition. This is a great time to take initiative and chase after your dreams. However, remember to be patient and think before making impulsive decisions.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
Stability and comfort are important to you. Focus on financial planning and personal growth. A new opportunity may come your way, but don’t be afraid to step out of your comfort zone.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
Your communication skills will shine. This is a great time to express your thoughts and connect with others. However, be careful not to spread yourself too thin—focus on what truly matters.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
Your emotions may be heightened, and you might feel more sensitive than usual. Focus on self-care and surround yourself with supportive people. Trust your intuition when making decisions.
Leo (July 23 – August 22)
Your confidence and charisma will attract positive attention. This is a good time to take the lead and showcase your talents. However, be mindful of others’ opinions and avoid unnecessary conflicts.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
Organization and efficiency will help you achieve success. Pay attention to details and don’t be afraid to ask for help when needed. Remember to take breaks and not overwork yourself.
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
Balance is key for you. Focus on maintaining harmony in your relationships and personal life. A new romantic or professional partnership may bring exciting opportunities.
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
Your passion and determination will drive you toward success. Trust your instincts, but avoid unnecessary jealousy or conflicts. Transformation is happening—embrace the changes.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
Adventure and learning are calling you. This is a great time to travel, explore new ideas, and expand your horizons. Stay open-minded and be ready for unexpected opportunities.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
Hard work and persistence will bring rewards. Stay focused on your goals and trust the process. A financial or career breakthrough may be on the horizon.
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
Your creativity and uniqueness will set you apart. This is a great time to embrace innovation and think outside the box. Be open to new friendships and collaborations.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
Your intuition and emotions are heightened. Trust your gut feelings and focus on spiritual growth. Artistic or creative projects may bring you joy and fulfillment.
Let me know if you need a more detailed or specific horoscope! 😊